Sunday, April 11, 2010

April showers bring May flowers.... What do May flowers bring?

A. Pilgrims
B. Puritans
C. Piriton
D. All of the above

Why did the carrot receive a ticket from the policeman?

Because it was disturbing the peas.

Sunday, March 21, 2010

A joke from my nephew


What did the teddy bear say to the waiter when asked if he wanted dessert?

No thanks, I'm stuffed!

Tuesday, March 09, 2010

What’s in a Filet-O-Fish?

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What’s in a Filet-O-Fish?

The world’s most famous fish sandwich begins as one of the ocean’s ugliest creatures. Filet-O-Fish, like many of the fish patties used by fast-food chains, is made predominantly from hoki, a gnarly, crazy-eyed fish found in the cold waters off the coast of New Zealand. In the past, McDonald’s has purchased up to 15 million pounds of hoki a year, each flaky fillet destined for a coat of batter, a bath of oil, a squirt of tartar, and a final resting place in a warm, squishy bun. But it seems the world’s appetite for this and other fried-fish sandwiches has proved too voracious, as New Zealand has been forced to cut the allowable catch over the years in order to keep the hoki population from collapsing. Don’t expect McDonald’s to scale down Filet-O-Fish output anytime soon, though; other whitefish like Alaskan pollock will likely fill in the gaps left by the hoki downturn. After all, once it’s battered and fried, do you really think you’ll know the difference?

Sunday, January 03, 2010

Retiring my lucky couch!



2nd place, Tri-Valley Duffers League

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Got my lucky couch!


3rd place, League of Champions

Special thanks to:
Q
Dallas Clark
Ray-Ray
Philly's D/ST

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Now Playing, November-December 2009

XM Room 1 Theater
3300 Webster Street, #509, Oakland, CA 94609

March of the Penguins

Showtimes: 8A-7P

Tuesday, November 03, 2009

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Mt. Hope Double Take

Then a tangible monolith
Now a subject of urban myth
Icon by the House of Goler
and the School of Meds and Molars
Purveyor once of milk and eggs
Where have ye gone, O Ghetto Wegs?
-Anonymous

Monday, October 12, 2009